Everyone knows...

at least one person who seems to never grow up. Unfortunately, I know a handful. In a couple weeks, I'll be starting my Sophomore year of college and there still seems to be dozens of those kids that can't help but laugh when someone says the word "fart." How many times can one person laugh about something like that? Doesn't it get old after say, the second or third time? I don't know that I ever thought it was funny enough to laugh. Maybe I've just always been more mature than others my own age. To those people who think it's funny to continuously play nasty pranks and say derogatory things about others, including me, in order to get a few laughs: grow the fuck up. This is college, not Kindergarten fingerpainting. I won't mention names, like you did in your faux confession, just don't think I've forgotten all the things I've done for you even after you started treating me like a spineless son of a bitch.